Santa Bush

By Raja Chemayel

George Bush visiting today Israel,
has heard that there are Palestinian- Christians in Gaza
and that some Christians celebrate Christmas now in January.

George thought it would be a good thing if he offers
support to the Christian Palestinians exclusively
so that jealousy and favouritism might split the Palestinian society.
Like in the Lebanon..... or Serbia.....or Bosnia.....etc. ....

Dressed as a Santa Claus and with a bag full of presents,
he went to visit a Palestinian- Christian family in Gaza ,
of course.


Once there,
George noticed that Palestinian- Christians are
as bad as ......the Palestinian- Muslims ,
and there is no difference at all
because both are Ayrabs and Terrorists
" who want the destruction of Israel" ,
as they say.......


It was too late to leave and to go back to Tel Aviv,
with his presents.
Still George wanted to somehow abort his nice deed, as a Santa.

When everybody sat down for the distribution of the presents

George , the Santa , asked to the parents :
Why are the children so thin and meagre ??

The mother answered :
This is Gaza you know ? Dear Santa !
The Children do not eat well nor enough

George , the Santa, stood up promptly and said :
What do I hear ?? ......those children do not eat well ??
they must be punished for that disobedience
I shall leave back and not give the children any presents !!


Which he did immediately .
and took back to Israel those presents.